Raised Collar 80s Alert!

WARNING! Humans have been spotted wearing izod shirts with the collars flipped up and F’n docksiders! In NYC of all places!

People. This. Has. To. Stop.

The 80s are over for a good reason, and I’m not just talking about the passage of time here.

Here are a just a few reasons the 80’s need to stay over:

* Ronnie Ray-gun. ‘Nuff said.
* Most of the worst. music. ever. happened in the 80s, and almost none of the best music did.
* more vapid movies than ever
* worst. clothes. evar.
* worst. hair. evar.
* gummy bracelets

OK, I don’t have time right now to work on this list, but feel free to help complete it in the comments.