Pizzerias I’ll Never Open

On The Paleo
Written By Duna

So one time I had this idea I’d open an organic artisanal pizza joint which, of course, would deliver by bike. Since I’m on the paleo now (no grains), it’s not gonna happen, but here is the list of names I brainstormed.

  • CRUSTIBUS
  • CRUST STATION
  • THE CRüSTIBLE
  • INCRUSTIBLE
  • SAUCEALITO
  • THE CRUST BELT
  • CRUSTILICIOUS
  • WHAT’S DOUGHING ON?
  • THAT’S SAUCESOME
  • WHAT THE SAUCE?
  • PIZZATAR 3D
  • PUFF THE MAGIC FUCKING AWESOME DRA-PIZZA-GON
Duna https://duna.rocks/
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